Cat can lower one's blood

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{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that stroking a cat can lower one's blood pressure.","length":85}

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Up Up Up Up Up Up is the ninth album by singer-songwriter Ani DiFranco, released in 1999 on Righteous Babe Records.

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{"fact":"The first cat show was in 1871 at the Crystal Palace in London.","length":63}

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Henry is a 2011 Canadian short drama film written, produced, and directed by Yan England. The film stars Gérard Poirier as Henry, an elderly retired concert pianist who is beginning to suffer the effects of Alzheimer's disease.

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Ellison-Mahon Aircraft is an American aircraft development company located in the Seattle, Washington area. Its principals are Ben Ellison and Ross Mahon.